Chicken obeys your commands...

[Quickdraw]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

The only thing more outrageous would be a woman that obeyed commands. 😀

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[Sophia]

Don't worry, it will never happen.

That chicken is the craziest thing! Where do you get that stuff?

 

[loochie]

ummm...that kind of creeps me out!

how can this possibly work? what kind of sick things is this poor chicken being made to do???
He/she can't do headstands very well!!! LOL

 

[Quickdraw]

He/she can't do headstands very well!!! LOL

If you had asked HIM to urinate on the couch you'd see he was a male....

 

[Sophia]

I told it to raise one wing if the answer to a question is yes. Seems it is a live cam thing. I want more of these sites Quick.

If you ask chicken to do bad things, it will get close-up and shake a finger at you.
Did I say that out loud?

 

[Sophia]

Quick, you are right, but he has on a garter belt. Is this a sick chick?

 

[Quickdraw]

It can't be a live cam thing or else one chicken could only service one person at a time. It has to be a bunch of short video clips - notice he always returns to the same spot - the video is jerky enough that you don't notice when they switch from one clip to the other.

Oh to know what Sophia asked him to do... 😀

Garter belt: I think instead of a sick chick its a sicker guy... not that there is anything wrong with guys wearing garter belts 😀

 

[Quickdraw]

The chicken must be getting quite a work out from everyone on the net... eariler today he would do the macarena and hokey pokey now he just stands there...

 

[loochie]

I think Donna (Sophia) wore him out! he won't dance for me!!

 

[Sophia]

I think there are a lot of those little chicken people doing the job, and several identical sets. I made it mad and it threw some pillows at the camera.

OK, all I asked it was "how does a bird, flip a bird?"

Almost forgot, there was a young gal that came on with the chicken and danced with it for a few seconds, then she ran back out of camera range.

 

[Sophia]

Quick, dance with Kathe so she won't feel bad.

 

[Quickdraw]

Quick, dance with Kathe so she won't feel bad.

If I danced with her, her FEET would feel bad from me stepping on them.....

 

[Sophia]

You could PM Louchie and tell her to get steel toe shows.

 

[Quickdraw]

"shows"

What kind off accent is that? Southern? 😀

 

[loochie]

You two are killing me!!!! 😀 😀